Quote from: Raphael Magar on April 17, 2013, 03:31:40 pm

who are you

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in
Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the
heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.
Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck
on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with
the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An
insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what
they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress
us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be
available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak
into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before
spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May
you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and
profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look
down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic,
starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of
unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that
you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than
that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite
of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a
meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile
one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in
all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank
and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You
grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish ****. You gormless crook-pated
tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You ****ered bum-bailey
poofter. You craven dewberry ****head ****up pratting naff. You gob-kissing
gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid
we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have
collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has
to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws
of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid
for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most
of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt
at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together
a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later
in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have
more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things
more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never
read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a
handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social
struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist,
sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane,
arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial,
satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic,
idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive,
malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive,
aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

In Season 1

Taken from GM board at March 2nd:

 Playoff Standings Tie Breaker
« on: March 02, 2013, 11:06:03 am »

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            Heads up, I don't know if these are in the rules.

            I am assuming the standard rules apply:

            1. Head - Head
                If two teams are tied for a position, their head-head record will first be checked. If one team swept the other, they will get in front.
                If more than 2 teams are tied for a position, then a head-head will be used to see if one team has swept the other two teams. This scenario will not happen due to our small season, but it's being placed for future seasons.

            2. Point Differential
                If a tie still exist, team's cumulative point differential across all their game is calculated. Losses count as negative differential (depending on the spread of points in the games). The team are ranked according to the highest cumulative point spread differential.

            3. Points Scored
                If teams are still tied at this point. The total points scored by the team will determine who gets ranked higher amongst the bunch.

            4. Play-in sudden elimination game.
                If there is still a tie between teams, a play-in game will determine playoff inclusion. If there is a tie between two teams for standings between two teams that are in playoffs, an auto spec (coin flip) will be used to determine the standings.

Here's how it transpired tbh.

ADB gets ball after OO TD.
They try a run with glu on 2nd down, which mike read, and it goes for a 5 yard loss.
Ash has a touch inc and they are forced to punt it.

That's when **** started to go down.

Falcons benches glu in favor of jj. Glu starts freaking out.
On the ensuing punt, ash starts typing and mike has a 40 yd PR, giving OO the ball at the ADB 30.
Falcons kicks ash and doesn't sub ash back in when ash comes back, forcing them to 3v4 for the series.
Blade starts to get angry now, along with glu and ash. (cal starts realizing the ridiculousness of this at this point)
They start calling falcons retarded and autistic and threaten to leave.
Falcons persists, and OO takes a 14-0 lead.
He subs ash back in to QB and have success (glu is still yelling), cutting the deficit to 11 with an FG.
However, during the drive, jj went afk and Falcons did not sub glu in.

Because of this, blade purposely did not go defend and jj was still afk when KP returned the kickoff for a TD.
He subbed video in and Blade missed the FG to end the half, capping off Falcons' frustration.

On the 1st drive of the 2nd half, Falcons banned Blade, jj went afk, they had 2 incs, and then ash left, ending the game.

I am still waiting for someone to tell me how benching players who can't behave is immature?